Norwich Rotary Club

The RONE for September 23!

Rotary Club of Norwich

September 23, 2020

Location-Courtyard by Marriott

 

THE RONE

 

Presiding:    President Mary Richardson

 

InvocationGary Young

 

FellowshipSusy Hurlbert

 

Birthdays:  Nancy Gentes

 

Anniversaries: None

 

Guests:  Dayne Rugh, who spoke with garrulous passion about the Sons of Liberty, reference a recent article he wrote for the Journal of the American Revolution.

 

Susy wanted to talk about historical events that happened on Sept 23.

  1. The Jetson debuted onSept 23, 1962.
  2. Russia Announced it had an atom bomb on Sept 23, 1949, aided by spies Julius and Ethel Rosenberg, who were executed for their part in the crime.
  3. Franklin Roosevelt gave his Fala Speech on Sept 23, 1944, claiming his dog Fala, being a scottie, well his scotch soul was furious at false attacks claiming $20 million was spent on rescuing the dog.
  4. Nixon gave his checkers speech 8 years later, a term now known as an emotional speech given by a politician.

 

Announcements:

President Mary Richardson had the following announcements:

  • Roz said that Joel needed help moving a bed, and that Mike Goldblat helped out. More help may be needed.
  • Next week, there will be goat guests, causing this author to wonder how hard up we are for fellowship.
  • The first order of coats has been received, and no update on dictionaries at this time.

 

 

Happy Dollars: Rodney: happy that a friend has sold his building, and that the American Legion sold their headquarters – a good thing as they were on the verge of foreclosure.

 

Rich: Described a mix-up by his wife, who is a hospice nurse. A patient named Gary died, and she accidentally wrote Gary Young on the death certificate [insert relief laughter].  Rich was happy that a tooth fairy trap was avoided.

 

Barry: was happy to know that Gary is in fact alive, and that there was actually a republican in MN in the 1940’s, reference Susy’s fellowship.

 

Andy: $5 remarked about the $600 PUA, and hopes it gets adjusted down!

 

Gary: Is having a yard sale on Friday/Sat 10-4 at 88 Palem St. 10% discount coupons were given out.

 

Bill Champagne: Happy that Dayne is the guest speaker today.

 

Andy: was happy that Gary beat him in tennis, and he now has a sore elbow – wait what?

Mike Cooney: $5 for Katie who is 5, and claims we need more cowbells. Katie was terrified recently, thinking she had swallowed a tooth and more importantly that there would be no payout.  There was.

 

Mary: Was happy to have taken last week’s leftovers to her colleagues, and to find out that her new kitten, Allan, loves green beans.

 

Nancy: gave sad dollars for RBG, but happy today because her birthday makes her precisely eligible for medicare.

 

Mike: Thankful for Mr. Rotary (Gary)’s invocations.

 

 

Auction:

Donation provided in lieu of.

 

Lottery:  Due to lack of detail, the overall report can be summed up in one word. Unsuccessful.  Better luck next week.

 

 

Respectfully submitted,

Susy Hurlbert – RONE Reporter